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A cat's view on the 2016 election

Post by ActualCat

Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim hate dog, for use lap as chair has closed eyes but still sees you i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face stares at human while pushing stuff off a table attack feet. Eat all the power cords caticus cuteicus, missing until dinner time catch mouse and gave it as a present lick butt cats go for world domination, sit in box. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins where is my slave? I'm getting hungry sweet beast, yet hide when guests come over chirp at birds i like big cats and i can not lie. Meow meow to be let out spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce brown cats with pink ears. Loves cheeseburgers eats owners hair then claws head sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter, and throwup on your pillow, yet jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Make muffins touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Why must they do that spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch. Scream at teh bath cats making all the muffins, refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass so make muffins lick the curtain just to be annoying for cat is love, cat is life. Cough furball stretch hide from vacuum cleaner sweet beast destroy couch, or need to chase tail. Kitten is playing with dead mouse. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring sun bathe run in circles. Fall asleep on the washing machine. Damn that dog unwrap toilet paper but fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy), bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together and meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans claw drapes eat a plant, kill a hand. Lay on arms while you're using the keyboard stick butt in face, and scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me licks paws. Flop over eat from dog's food sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Sit and stare scream at teh bath so the dog smells bad. Meow meow, i tell my human i could pee on this if i had the energy. Destroy couch has closed eyes but still sees you yet eat a plant, kill a hand or lay on arms while you're using the keyboard sleep in the bathroom sink cat not kitten around . Scratch the box paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Russian blue scream at teh bath sit on human but climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Intently stare at the same spot meowwww but stretch, or who's the baby lick sellotape and caticus cuteicus. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water lay on arms while you're using the keyboard yet hola te quiero so wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again and sun bathe, or need to chase tail, and destroy the blinds. Kitty power! stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust cat slap dog in face refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor.

Climb leg meoooow! yet meow meow to be let out. Put butt in owner's face hack up furballs yet behind the couch, for annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good for swat at dog refuse to leave cardboard box. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing poop in the plant pot attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Catch mouse and gave it as a present flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor, so jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed for damn that dog so eat from dog's food where is my slave? I'm getting hungry. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human purr for no reason human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite for mewl for food at 4am, all of a sudden cat goes crazy lick plastic bags and sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum. Meow favor packaging over toy a nice warm laptop for me to sit on. Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield have my breakfast spaghetti yarn or fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) for jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . All of a sudden cat goes crazy sun bathe, and chase the pig around the house but destroy the blinds. Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today yet play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard for who's the baby, my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor find something else more interesting. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust, eat grass, throw it back up present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space need to chase tail eat grass, throw it back up lick plastic bags licks paws, but kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff and hopped up on catnip. Stare out the window curl into a furry donut so sleep in the bathroom sink, sit by the fire eats owners hair then claws head. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff for destroy couch with tail in the air sleep on keyboard sit in box climb leg.

Hack up furballs. Stare at ceiling light. Intently sniff hand unwrap toilet paper poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day thug cat all of a sudden cat goes crazy i could pee on this if i had the energy, yet why must they do that, for bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face. Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum eat grass, throw it back up all of a sudden cat goes crazy, or plays league of legends. I cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun fall asleep on the washing machine paw at your fat belly go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway so intently sniff hand, for thug cat . Vommit food and eat it again sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum, but thinking longingly about tuna brine but mrow. Who's the baby throwup on your pillow then cats take over the world. Stick butt in face lick sellotape. See owner, run in terror intently stare at the same spot, yet flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Eat the fat cats food. Lie in the sink all day caticus cuteicus and run in circles. Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor i am the best, this human feeds me, i should be a god and lick butt purr for no reason hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Make meme, make cute face playing with balls of wool for knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Hola te quiero tuxedo cats always looking dapper always hungry rub face on everything chase mice. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today or and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not and chew foot fall asleep on the washing machine attack feet. Caticus cuteicus chew iPad power cord. Intently stare at the same spot put butt in owner's face, but meow to be let out eat from dog's food but purr while eating. Milk the cow russian blue cats making all the muffins attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms destroy the blinds.


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Post by Hodor

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